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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

Bates Motel Visiting Hours Emma

This is her moment.

Literally, she’s off that bench she was on last episode.

And baby, what an exit.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

PLL No Stone Unturned Papa D digging up Charles grave

They should have just let Hanna finish the job last time.

Pretty Little Liars is evidently now indulging in time travel.

Because we’re back to Charles being alive, and Lesli no longer being an A suspect.

Let the crap cometh.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

PLL Don't Look Now Papa D drinking

PLL is enough to drive you to drink. Not that I require an excuse to drink.

Yes, the complication-free PLL renaissance has come to an end.

A’s back, bitches.

And they don’t know anything. Because if they did, they’d know how much better the show was without them.

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I Spit On Your Grave 2 – It’s Not Shit

I Spit On Your Grave 2 Katie model

“Nothing. You have a nude scene. Did you not read the script?”

I haven’t posted an It’s Not Shit since 9 September (thanks, Sinister).

Which tells you a bit about the calibre of films I’ve been watching lately.

And who knew a shameless, unoriginal sequel like this would be the combo breaker?

It’s a cruel world.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review

PLL Halloween Alison I'm back bitches

The line always belonged to her.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Divine. Really.
Our count is now 8 I hate, 5 are great.

The outfits are better than last year, Alison is finally revealed, and there’s a mausoleum hidden passageway mystery.

Unfortunately, it’s also a backdoor pilot for Ravenswood. And PLL does it far less gracefully than TVD.

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