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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review

OUaT Leaving Storybrooke Regina Robin

Well, to be fair, Regina is the one that got me. Bitch.

It’s finally over. And for all my venom and bluster against this show over the years, there will be no gravedancing like there was with PLL.

Sure, even right to the very end this episode is full of plot contrivances and last minute twists that come out of nowhere. But amid all that, Once Upon a Time, much like it has for almost its entire run, found the one true thing within it all:


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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT The Song in Your Heart Queenie villain song

Goddamn you, OUaT. You always know how to suck me back in.

Oh my god, you guys. It’s finally happening.

Several seasons beyond when it should have happened, and drowned in plot bullshit, but it’s happening.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

OUaT David flashback long hair wig Anna White Out


I don’t think we needed any more reasons to find David laughable.

But then again, the best gifts are surprises.

Thank you, Once Upon a Time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT Emma Hook Snow Drifts

“As long as I get to wear more eyeliner than you.” -Hook

Revenge did it last year, now it’s Once Upon a Time’s turn to give us a back-to-back season finale.

And one of those “backs” is for Back To The Future.

It’s time to time travel.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 7

Once Upon a Time Billy Ruby Red bisect killed dumpster

…you wouldn’t have been murdered by Alan Dale. Dude was old when he was in The OC. And just knowing that show existed makes me feel old.

Well, it’s finally happened. The first sign of the apocalypse:

David is actually semi-competent at something other than being a pussy-whipped idiot.

Better prep for the rapture.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 21

Once Upon a Time apple turnover Emma Henry eat


Eat the fucking apple turnover you stupid fucking bitch douche!

Just eat it!

Eat it now!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 15

Once Upon a Time Ruby heart box Kathryn red riding hood

“What dark wizardry is this?”

Well they fucking finally got around to doing the Red Riding Hood episode.

Also, for the first time ever the CGI in this show isn’t eye-scrapingly awful. Points for Once Upon a Time.

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