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Scream Queens Season 1 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Scream Queens Dorkus The Final Girls Grace crying

Because the last Scream Queens double episode was so great, right?

The only thing scary about the Scream Queens finale is that we have to sit through two fucking hours of it.

It’s tough enough trudging through one episode a week.

This is just mean.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Scream Queens Black Friday Jamie Lee Curtis swimsuit

And by “it,” I mean acting talent. I mean, she must to appear enthusiastic to be in this show.

And also a rockin’ bod. Just so we’re clear.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Scream Queens Thanksgiving Chanel Emma Roberts

You were in Scream 4, Emma. You were somebody. And now you’re… this.

Well, the good news is that this episode isn’t as scum bucket-y as last week‘s.

The bad news is that Scream Queens is trying to pull an eleventh hour moral turnaround on Chanel, a girl who just last episode happily thought she’d murdered a love rival. So she could secure a seat at a dinner.

And I say “thought” because it turns out Lea isn’t dead, after all.

So last episode was a total wash.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Queens Mommie Dearest Number 3 vigil

It still wouldn’t make up for all the bad acting, though.

It’s not too much to ask for this episode of Scream Queens to be an improvement on the rancid scum bucket that was last week.

Congratulations, Scream Queens. You gotta take those easy victories where you can get ’em.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Scream Queens Beware of Young Girls Jamie Lee Curtis

You’re gettin’ paid, Jamie Lee.

I’ve said for a couple of episodes now that Scream Queens, despite all the garbage, has been keeping a little flickering flame of hope alive somewhere in the vast darkness.

Yeah, not this week.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Queens Pumpkin Patch Chanel confused

I’m not done yet.

Thank whatever deities you hold dear, we finally get a chase scene.

It’s fucking rubbish, but Scream Queens, unlike its big sister, is at least trying.

That faint flicker of hope is yet to be fully extinguished.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Scream Queens Haunted House Earl Grey Keke Grace

Mostly the Keke one, though.

Scream Queens: the show where for every genuinely funny double/over-talk scene with Niecy, there is a ripped-from-tumblr, didactic rant dripping in enough hypocrisy to drown a fish.

It really is Glee all over again.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Blood Bath Dandy

I prefer to bathe in fruity lexia, but that’s just because I’m cheap.

You know how I said there were only three characters left that I care about?

Gloria. Dot. Esmerelda.

Well, you can scratch Gloria off that list, because that’s not wine Dandy’s bathing in up there.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 12

American Horror Story Asylum Kit Lana lunch cafe book signing

“Wait, no we don’t. This season should have ended last episode.”

Well, it took 12 episodes, but American Horror Story finally dropped the ball.

This episode is uneventful, tangential and wholly underwhelming.

It’s like watching Snooki & JWoww.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 11

American Horror Story Lana escape

Justice.

If you were thinking this episode couldn’t possibly top the character-killing rush of last episode, you’d be right.

But it more than makes up for it with sweet satisfaction.

And it’s so sweet you’ll get diabetes.

Worth it.

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