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Scream Queens Season 1 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Scream Queens Dorkus The Final Girls Grace crying

Because the last Scream Queens double episode was so great, right?

The only thing scary about the Scream Queens finale is that we have to sit through two fucking hours of it.

It’s tough enough trudging through one episode a week.

This is just mean.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Scream Queens Black Friday Jamie Lee Curtis swimsuit

And by “it,” I mean acting talent. I mean, she must to appear enthusiastic to be in this show.

And also a rockin’ bod. Just so we’re clear.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Scream Queens Thanksgiving Chanel Emma Roberts

You were in Scream 4, Emma. You were somebody. And now you’re… this.

Well, the good news is that this episode isn’t as scum bucket-y as last week‘s.

The bad news is that Scream Queens is trying to pull an eleventh hour moral turnaround on Chanel, a girl who just last episode happily thought she’d murdered a love rival. So she could secure a seat at a dinner.

And I say “thought” because it turns out Lea isn’t dead, after all.

So last episode was a total wash.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Queens Mommie Dearest Number 3 vigil

It still wouldn’t make up for all the bad acting, though.

It’s not too much to ask for this episode of Scream Queens to be an improvement on the rancid scum bucket that was last week.

Congratulations, Scream Queens. You gotta take those easy victories where you can get ’em.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Scream Queens Beware of Young Girls Jamie Lee Curtis

You’re gettin’ paid, Jamie Lee.

I’ve said for a couple of episodes now that Scream Queens, despite all the garbage, has been keeping a little flickering flame of hope alive somewhere in the vast darkness.

Yeah, not this week.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Queens Pumpkin Patch Chanel confused

I’m not done yet.

Thank whatever deities you hold dear, we finally get a chase scene.

It’s fucking rubbish, but Scream Queens, unlike its big sister, is at least trying.

That faint flicker of hope is yet to be fully extinguished.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Scream Queens Haunted House Earl Grey Keke Grace

Mostly the Keke one, though.

Scream Queens: the show where for every genuinely funny double/over-talk scene with Niecy, there is a ripped-from-tumblr, didactic rant dripping in enough hypocrisy to drown a fish.

It really is Glee all over again.

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