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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

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I prefer to bathe in fruity lexia, but that’s just because I’m cheap.

You know how I said there were only three characters left that I care about?

Gloria. Dot. Esmerelda.

Well, you can scratch Gloria off that list, because that’s not wine Dandy’s bathing in up there.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Bullseye wheel

It’s definitely more fun than passive-aggressive blanket hogging.

Elsa teaches us this episode that the best way to regain the trust of your doubting flock is to string your main critic up and throw a knife into his gut, then purposely and obviously neglect to call medical attention and wait for him to die.

That oughtta restore their faith in you, baby.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

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What kind of sicko would want to see that?

Sadly, the random psycho murderer part is a bit of a turn off.

And there is no forgiveness for anyone who murders Matt Bomer.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

America Horror Story Freak Show Twisty the clown

These Chanel No. 5 ads are getting weird.

I was overly presumptuous last episode: Emma Roberts still isn’t here.

So more droning from Jimmy the Whiner, then.

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