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iZombie Season 2 Episodes 18 and 19 – TV Review

iZombie Dead Beat Peyton

That’s an attack on Once Upon a Time, by the way.

Will iZombie truly shirk the water-treading fluff of its mid-season sag, and capitalise on the impressive build its made over the last few episodes towards its season finale?

Yes.

Thank God, yes.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 17 – TV Review

Just kidding. Aside from The Vampire Diaries, and Nina Dobrev’s departure sealed that deal, The CW is pretty hot right now.

I mean, are you watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend? Incredible.

iZombie’s not too shabby, either. But it was touch and go for a while there.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

iZombie He Blinded Me... With Science! Gilda stiletto shoe

Jennifer Jason Leigh would be proud.

iZombie was hankering for a bit of a status quo change. And while it’s certainly not on the Bates Motel-level of status quo changes, everything moves forward far enough to satisfy.

Could this be the end of the network-mandated filler?

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

iZombie Eternal Sunshine of the Caffeinated Mind Kacey Rohl

“It’s close, though.”

Tonight, a main character dies.

But it’s a zombie show, which makes that death almost as trivial as if it were on a vampire show.

Or a superhero show.

Goddammit, CW.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

iZombie Physician, Heal Thy Selfie Liv Peyton

#crunkatwork #iscrunkstillathing

iZombie is back to an arc-relevant COW. And the brain Liv consumes this episode isn’t even related to it.

Break the formula, baby.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

iZombie Method Head Ravi

With a heavy heart, that’s a “no,” baby.

I don’t know what changed, but after the last two episodes, iZombie seems to have lost some of its shine.

The news of extra episodes ordered hasn’t helped the feeling of treading water that this saggy season middle has been stinking of. And with the Max Rager/actual zombie stuff taking a back seat to the COWs, I’m simply not that interested right now.

Pick it up, guys. You’re Veronica Mars’ successor. You’re capable.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

As The Originals thankfully highlighted one its long-neglected characters this week, so too does iZombie.

It’s Babineaux’s time to shine, baby.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

iZombie Love & Basketball Liv Major kiss

#riskit

Apparently zombification is a concern, despite Major having been previously cured.

Come on, immune system. Do your job.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

iZombie Real Dead Housewive of Seattle Liv pout

She’s been taking dead person pout lessons from Sara Lance, I see.

It’s about time we had a COW that didn’t end in a sympathetic killer.

We ain’t got time for sympathy when there’s so much else going on, anyway.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

iZombie Zombie Bro Liv crime scene tape dress

These are the kind of fratboys the Kappas should be chasing. Not golf yuppies.

Seriously? Liv turned down a horny dudebro wearing only a pizza box?

If that box had the pizza left in it, then that’s my motherfucking dream date.

She needs to get over Major, already.

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