Tag Archive | Gia

The Originals Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review

The Originals Fire With Fire Klaus stabs Elijah

This shot oughtta keep the Klaus/Elijah shippers happy.

I’m gonna say it again: The Originals will not kill the baby.

So the stakes are pretty low, you know?

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 17 – TV Review

The Originals Exquisite Corpse Freya Elijah spell

But then I just look at him again and I’m content.

Claire Holt must still be on her sabbatical. Which is bad news for fans of The Originals who are fans of the original Originals.

Season 2: We’re Hiring Cheaper Actors And Using Body Jumping Magic To Save Our Bottom Line.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

The Originals They All Asked For You Elijah Freya

I’ll take one order of Freya’s hair and Elijah’s everything.

Freya finally takes my advice and fucks off Finn to side with better Originals.

Even Mikael.

But not Esther. Nobody wants Esther.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

The Originals I Love You, Goodbye Elijah hot

It’s no joke.

You’d think I’d be more distracted by the lavish werewolf royal wedding. Or the death of an Original. Or the revival of another. Or the revelation of Hope’s alive status to the world.

But no. The Elijah Hotness Parade is a much higher priority.

Not for Hayley, apparently, though.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals The Devil Is Damned Elijah hammer nails fence

There’s an easy “hammer” pun in there. You don’t need me to do it for you.

Vincent dies this episode.

I’m sorry to spoil it so upfront, but this moment simply couldn’t come soon enough.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals Brotherhood of the Damned Klaus Elijah

Tyra would approve.

The Originals also interrupts its narrative of brotherly feuding to give you bizarre, unnecessary flashbacks to Marcel’s vampiric romp through the frontlines of the first World War.

And way too many Gia scenes.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

The Originals Wheel Within The Wheel Klaus Ansel impaled

Limp and lifeless.

Ah, so it’s time for the obligatory dull, flashback episode.

Well, the even-more-flashbacks-than-usual episode.

With special guest star: more daddy issues.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Just in case Esther’s evilness was too ambiguous for you, this episode she advocates for the mass murder of humans, performed by child werewolves to activate their curses. In order to grow her army, of course,

Does Esther still believe she’s the good guy?

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

The Originals Elijah smug Every Mother's Son

It suits him much better than it suits Finn/Vincent.

Now that the Esther cat is out of the bag, where do we go from here?

A passive aggressive dinner, of course.

Like, duh.

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