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Arrow Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

Arrow Brotherhood Diggle Laurel

Is it an insult or a compliment that the main show is keeping them?

You know who I don’t miss? Roy. That whiny little killjoy was half the sidekick Thea and Laurel have turned out to be.

Roy is in no way related to this episode, but I just thought it was worth mentioning.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Ghosts Will head split

Just kidding. It was rubbish. But I couldn’t resist the pun.

It’s nice that Scream could sense my unease over whether or not to truly like it, and gave me a nudge in the right direction.

Which, for me, obv, is to hate it.

Thanks, MTV.

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Insidious: Chapter 2 – Film Review

Insidious: Chapter 2 Danielle Bisutti

“Just kidding. I’m only psychologically traumatising him into becoming a serial killer from beyond the grave. No biggie.”

Piranha 3DD was a trashy, cash-in, cheap-ass piece of crap sequel that was meant to be a subpar knock-off.

Insidious: Chapter 2 wasn’t supposed to be any of those things, and yet it’s somehow worse.

Sequelitis evidently doesn’t care if you reassemble the entire cast and production team.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Arrow Tommy Merlyn back ghost

In an episode with “Ghosts” in the title, don’t get too comfortable.

So yes, this episode is titled “Three Ghosts,” and 2 of them are totally dead for real real.

Do you think Tommy might be the one that isn’t?

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The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia – CBF Review

The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia slave hatch Emily Alyn Lind

“And I’m not even black. God!”

Another post, another CBF Review for a horror/thriller film.

Maybe I’m not really a fan of the genre, and my whole film fan identity is a lie?

Or maybe this is just a mediocre sequel to a mediocrity-straddling (apart from the radiant Virginia Madsen) original?

It’s the latter. I’m sure.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 22

The Vampire Diaries Katherine The Walking Dead

Ikr, K-dizzle.

Well, that character is dead.

No, not Katherine (don’t you EVER even think about doing that, TVD), that character whose demise I’ve been banging on about all season.

You know the one.

Come on, don’t make me spoil it for you.

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