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Scream Season 3 – Season Review

Why did you do this to us, Queen Latifah?

Should I bother calling it Scream: Resurrection?

Should I bother calling it anything other than the trash it is?

It’s bad, baby. Real bad.

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Scream Halloween Special – TV Review

Scream Halloween Special Keiran death

We’re as shocked as you are, Keiran.

I did watch this about a month ago.

But, you know, it’s Scream The TV Series. Does anybody care?

Also, I’m not reviewing this as two episodes. To save time.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

Scream When a Stranger Calls Brooke Noah

And don’t get renewed, for God’s sake.

You know, I had to really suck up my pride to pretend that Scream’s first season wasn’t that bad. Pathetic finale and all.

But Season 2 has been a lot choppier than Season 1. So you’d think they’d at least throw me a bone for the finale (and, with its piss-poor ratings, likely the series finale), right?

Fucking. Wrong.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Scream The Orphanage Lesbait dead

Libby from Sabrina but without the fabulousness?

Just kidding. I know who it is. It’s Lesbait.

She doesn’t have a real name, does she?

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Scream Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Someone almost gets killed this episode.

So it’s progress.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Dawn of the Dead Kieran

Wait, I’ve got a better one:
“or Justin Bieber after a testosterone injection”

Goddamn, PLL. Scream’s even pulling off filler episodes better than you, now.

Will the embarrassment never end?

Well, we’re talking about PLL. So no.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

Scream Vacancy Kevin bar fight

“…the killer of family reunions.”

And you thought Maggie was a bad parent. Wait until you meet drunken, domestically violent Kevin.

But at least he doesn’t lie to Emma.

He’s got you there, Maggie.

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