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Nobody Cares: BBAU 2014 Finale Week and Predictions Follow-up – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2014 Skye finale week

And not an over-caked moment too soon.

I don’t want any of the final six to win.

But least of all Skye: The Betrayer.

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They’ve Got The (tiny bit of) Power: Big Brother Australia 2014 Launch – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2014 Launch

Dunno yet.

Another year, another mostly tolerable Big Brother launch night.

Channel 9’s reality shows may not be soaring, interesting, or creative. But they are regular.

Which is more than we can say for The Mole. Poor The Mole.

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Byzantium – CBF Review

Byzantium Gemma Arterton Clara Saoirse Ronan Eleanor

If only there was a movie that combined the 2.

I wish I’d known this was based on a play before I’d started watching it.

Predictably, it’s slow-paced and thinks it’s profound when it’s not.

But it does bring the blood.

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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters – It’s Not Shit

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters incest subtext

You keep telling yourselves that.

Ever wanted to see Hansel and Gretel portrayed by the least impressive Avenger and Bond Girl B from that other Daniel Craig Bond film?

Well Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters doesn’t care what you want. You get what you goddamn get.

Luckily, that usually involves burst skulls.

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