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The Originals Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals A Tale of Two Wolves Caroline

Actually, that’s not fair. Trainwrecks are exciting.

You know what I didn’t want to be about The Originals’ final season? Apathetic.

But we don’t always get what we want.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 6 – TV Review

TVD Best Served Cold Caroline pregnant

TVD is making Twilight feel quickly paced. Which is almost impossible to believe.

Yes, The Vampire Diaries is finally making the textbook teen soap opera play of having a pregnancy arc.

But sorry, Ginger. It’s not you.

It’s Caroline and Alaric, of course. Who else would it be?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 22 – TV Review

TVD I'm Thinking Of You All The While cast season 7

Huh, I already don’t miss Elena at all. Who could have predicted that?

And don’t worry, Damon is still around, too. He’s just out of frame.

Just like Elena is out of this show.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 21 – TV Review

TVD I'll Wed You In The Golden Summertime Stefan Caroline

Nobody, really.

Get ready for an open bar, because it’s a wedding episode.

Not Elena and Damon’s, thank God.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 20 – TV Review

TVD I'd Leave My Happy Home For You Elena takes the cure

It’s my one failing as an alcoholic.

Why?

Why did I ever implicitly wish for more Elena?

What’s wrong with me?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review

TVD I Never Could Love Like That Enzo tied up

Thanks!

Screw Elena and her “I’m leaving forevar at the end of this season” drama.

It’s time for some Enzo flashbacks, dammit.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 15 – TV Review

TVD Let Her Go Caroline singing funeral

It only took her four seasons.

Yes, for the first time since season 2, Caroline sings unnecessarily.

And Bonnie’s back now, too. If you care about that kind of thing.

Is there still time to swap her for Liz?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 11 – TV Review

TVD Woke Up With A Monster Kai

Especially when he’s so refreshingly evil.

The bad news, Kai might be straight. Because he totally flirts with Elena this episode.

The good news is, Nina Dobrev is ridiculously good-looking, so maybe I’ll just give him this one.

The hope isn’t dead yet.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

TVD Christmas Through Your EyesKai Alaric

Kai’s used to having phallic objects pressed against his face.

The anti-magic zone on Mystic Falls is gone.

It’s a Christmas miracle.

Kai is the gift-giver that keeps on giving.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

TVD Liam eye roll Fade Into You Friendsgiving Thanksgiving

I’m just as confused and eye-rolly as you, Liam.

I really wish Elena would just compel him to fuck off or something.

Oh, she does?

Well, now.

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