Yes, The Vampire Diaries is finally making the textbook teen soap opera play of having a pregnancy arc.
But sorry, Ginger. It’s not you.
It’s Caroline and Alaric, of course. Who else would it be?
And don’t worry, Damon is still around, too. He’s just out of frame.
Just like Elena is out of this show.
Get ready for an open bar, because it’s a wedding episode.
Not Elena and Damon’s, thank God.
Screw Elena and her “I’m leaving forevar at the end of this season” drama.
It’s time for some Enzo flashbacks, dammit.
Yes, for the first time since season 2, Caroline sings unnecessarily.
And Bonnie’s back now, too. If you care about that kind of thing.
Is there still time to swap her for Liz?
The bad news, Kai might be straight. Because he totally flirts with Elena this episode.
The good news is, Nina Dobrev is ridiculously good-looking, so maybe I’ll just give him this one.
The hope isn’t dead yet.
The anti-magic zone on Mystic Falls is gone.
It’s a Christmas miracle.
Kai is the gift-giver that keeps on giving.
I really wish Elena would just compel him to fuck off or something.
Oh, she does?