Dynasty Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review
Shine bright like a Cristal.
It really speaks to how much I cared about this that this episode also includes Fallon singing and I didn’t give her the headlining spot.
Cristal 2.0 never could have pulled off this level of salaciousness.
Still miss OG Cristal, though. She could have adulterated with ten priests a day and wouldn’t have even broken a sweat. And worn a great hat while doing it.
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review
Alexis ain’t got time for my shit.
Unlike Riverdale, I truly did put off posting about Dynasty because I had to put some effort into my existence outside of my rubbish blog about soap operas.
I know. I’m disappointed, too.
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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 20
I’ve already used an “I’m back, bitches” for Santana this season. And I use it way too much as it is.
Santana’s back.
Bitches.
Yeah, I couldn’t resist.
And surprisingly, she’s managed to spread her aura of not-awful even into the McKinley plot lines this week.
It really is a miracle.
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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13
Chris, that is. Not Rob Lowe. I still want a living Rob Lowe.
Sometimes filler is utterly pointless.
Sometimes filler is tolerable and semi-appropriate, but bizarre.
And sometimes (especially with an impending wedding and the fruition of 5 seasons’ worth of arc) it manages to be funny, serious, plot relevant and throwaway. Together.
Which is what Parks and Recreation does at its best.
I Just Hate Everything 
