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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

I’m just counting episodes at this point.

Nothing scary happens. Nothing shocking happens. Even the melodrama is lukewarm.

And if anyone should be able to realistically sell angst, it should be freaks.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Blood Bath Dandy

I prefer to bathe in fruity lexia, but that’s just because I’m cheap.

You know how I said there were only three characters left that I care about?

Gloria. Dot. Esmerelda.

Well, you can scratch Gloria off that list, because that’s not wine Dandy’s bathing in up there.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Dandy underwear Pink Cupcakes

What kind of sicko would want to see that?

Sadly, the random psycho murderer part is a bit of a turn off.

And there is no forgiveness for anyone who murders Matt Bomer.

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