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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

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Yes, I subscribe to Pop Trigger. I hate myself, too.

Fiona will not go quietly into that good night.

She’s gonna claw and smoke and fuck and strut her way back into the light, bitches.

She will bury us all. Probably in heels.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

I hate to say it, but the shine is wearing off this season of American Horror Story for me.

Too much talking, not enough crazy, fucked up, witchy shit.

Plenty of sex, though.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

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“And I know… I need to fucking exfoliate.”

Oh thank god, it’s been too long.

Don’t scare me like that again.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review

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“That’s Burning Woman, you misogynistic shitlord.”

Did you really think Fiona wouldn’t be able to wriggle her way out of a little murder accusation?

That was Myrtle’s mistake.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

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YES.

Oh, baby. Never leave me out here alone again.

It’s been, like, 9 months. That’s too long.

But god, it looks like it was worth the wait.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 12

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“Wait, no we don’t. This season should have ended last episode.”

Well, it took 12 episodes, but American Horror Story finally dropped the ball.

This episode is uneventful, tangential and wholly underwhelming.

It’s like watching Snooki & JWoww.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 11

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Justice.

If you were thinking this episode couldn’t possibly top the character-killing rush of last episode, you’d be right.

But it more than makes up for it with sweet satisfaction.

And it’s so sweet you’ll get diabetes.

Worth it.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 9

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Yeah, you thought I’d forgotten about that, didn’t you?

How do you top a Christmas episode with a homicidal Santa (hey, Black Xmas was fantastic)?

You commit Lange as a patient, reveal a character is pregnant, have said character perform a coat hanger abortion, and stab Kit the fuck in the chest with a huge-ass needle. All while revealing the identity of present day Bloodyface.

Because that’s how American Horror Story do.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 8

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And we know she’s good with a razor.

Christmas is my favourite holiday.

It’s the most acceptable time of the year to get shit-faced. Next to New Year’s. And St Patrick’s Day. And my birthday. And Wednesdays. And-

Actually, Christmas wins because you get alcohol AND presents. There.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 7

The Charlotte Grayson method of period maintenance.

For all you casting fans out there, Moira the maid is finally here!

The old version. Not the hot, young one.

Dammit.

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