Nancy Drew Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review
Is it too late to recast Nancy Drew with Shangela?
And also throw out the entire script. Just while we’re in there, you know?
The Originals Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review
I’d like to first start this post by correcting an error I made last episode: there was Hollow-quake action at the house when Elijah and Klaus were fighting. Remember that random hail? Yeah, I didn’t last week, either.
But if a Hollow-quake happens in the woods, but it doesn’t affect the scene in any way and only pretends to be important when it’s brought up by a C-list character in the next episode in a suddenly-prophecy, does it make a story-impactful sound?
Dynasty Season 1 Episode 16 – TV Review
It. Is. Finally. Happening. People.
And to think, this is only the ending stinger cap on another fabu episode of Dynasty.
I don’t know what we gays did to deserve this show, but I’m grateful.
Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review
Well, last episode was pretty monumental.
But we can still count on a traditional bombastic Bates Motel finale, right?
Everything has changed.
The Originals Season 3 Episode 21 – TV Review

It’s over, Klaus. You can try, but it’s over.
Keep those major characters deaths coming.
But will they be able to stick?
The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 2 – TV Review
Enzo doesn’t want to be one of Lily’s Heretic children.
Because he wants to bang Lily.
Caroline really missed her window on this one.
The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 15 – TV Review

It only took her four seasons.
Yes, for the first time since season 2, Caroline sings unnecessarily.
And Bonnie’s back now, too. If you care about that kind of thing.
Is there still time to swap her for Liz?
Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 3 – TV Review
What’s a little casual manslaughter between forbidden lovers?
Arrow Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review

Don’t worry, Thea. You’re not alone.
Well, I was wrong: Moira’s death hasn’t given Thea any perspective or empathy for Oliver.
She just finds new ways to be selfish and bratty.
At least they catch up with her.
The Originals Season 1 Episode 20 – TV Review
Who knew it would take Keiran’s death to achieve so much good in The Originals?
Hayley and Elijah finally kiss.
Francesca becomes more prominent.
Even Genevieve makes the leap from lingering plot tumour to tolerable supporting character.
I thank you for your sacrifice, Keiran.