I’d like to first start this post by correcting an error I made last episode: there was Hollow-quake action at the house when Elijah and Klaus were fighting. Remember that random hail? Yeah, I didn’t last week, either.
But if a Hollow-quake happens in the woods, but it doesn’t affect the scene in any way and only pretends to be important when it’s brought up by a C-list character in the next episode in a suddenly-prophecy, does it make a story-impactful sound?
Enzo doesn’t want to be one of Lily’s Heretic children.
Because he wants to bang Lily.
Caroline really missed her window on this one.
Yes, for the first time since season 2, Caroline sings unnecessarily.
And Bonnie’s back now, too. If you care about that kind of thing.
Is there still time to swap her for Liz?
What’s a little casual manslaughter between forbidden lovers?