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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review

This episode features a lot of stuff.

But at the same time, nothing really happens.

At least the Spice Girls have now officially disbanded.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

iZombie Zombie Bro Liv crime scene tape dress

These are the kind of fratboys the Kappas should be chasing. Not golf yuppies.

Seriously? Liv turned down a horny dudebro wearing only a pizza box?

If that box had the pizza left in it, then that’s my motherfucking dream date.

She needs to get over Major, already.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Scream Queens Chainsaw arms cut off

Now I can drop my Scream fan indignation.

I somewhat regret my frothing rage against Scream Queens last week.

I mean, those episodes were still unfathomably awful. But now we’re another episode in, I have a better understanding of what kind of show Scream Queens wants to be.

It wants to be a joyless spew-up of horror movie tropes under the guise of camp.

See. I get it now.

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