This episode features a lot of stuff.
But at the same time, nothing really happens.
At least the Spice Girls have now officially disbanded.
I somewhat regret my frothing rage against Scream Queens last week.
I mean, those episodes were still unfathomably awful. But now we’re another episode in, I have a better understanding of what kind of show Scream Queens wants to be.
It wants to be a joyless spew-up of horror movie tropes under the guise of camp.
See. I get it now.