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Revenge Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

Revenge season 3 Emily

I don’t know. Does it count as “trying” if you don’t even have to try?

Yes, it’s dull and redundant.

But it’s still good enough to keep me going.

I just can’t resist a good old “poisoning someone to dupe them into thinking they have a fatal illness.”

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TV Review: 30 Rock Season 7 Episode 6

30 Rock season 7 Hazel Wassername

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a nice ride while it lasted, wasn’t it?

To dream of a Hazel-free life. Was it too much to ask?

30 Rock says “yes.”

Noooooooooooo!

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 5

American Horror Story Asylum Sarah Paulson Lana Winters scream

It’s just. So. Boring.

Well thank god for American Horror Story. After fucking Revenge and Gossip Girl, I need something to turn my mood around and prep for TVD.

And although this week’s episode ain’t no PLL-level shit, stuff does get revealed.

Bloodyface is…unmasked! (ah ha!)

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 4

Zachary Quinto’s character actually does something this episode! Yay!

That “something” is try to repress Sarah Paulson’s character’s homosexuality through demeaning genitalia fondling!

…yay?

There’s dick and balls involved. Of course, yay!

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TV Review: 30 Rock Season 7 Episode 5

30 Rock season 7 debate Jenna Jack Liz

And so subtle, too!

Ugh, is anyone else getting tired of how not-hate-able 30 Rock has been lately?

It’s so inconvenient for me.

FFS.

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TV Review: 30 Rock Season 7 Episode 4

30 Rock Jenna Mitt Romney baseball

Is there any way you don’t get this? Really?

Buckle up, kids. We’re getting political.

Sort of.

But not offensively so.

Thank god.

Sentence fragment.

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