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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison Kyle kiss

“Mainly because I’m the one inside your head making you do it.”

Madison is basically Alison Dilaurentis.

That crossover begs.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Fiona

You know we will.

With only 1 episode to go, who’s on the chopping block this week?

Everyone over the age of 40, apparently.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Cordelie eye gouge

If so, then I understand.

Well, Queenie isn’t dead. So I jumped the gun on that one.

Fiona and Angela make sure the death toll doesn’t stall, though.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

AHS Coven Patti death

Who does she think she is? A 90s slasher movie victim?

It’d be hard to follow up a whole hairdresser shop’s worth of deaths, but American Horror Story puts in a modest effort by keeping them coming.

And with, what, 3 episodes to go, I can only hope for further escalation.

I want bodies on the floor.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Myrtle eye scoop

“I’ll take your paralysed horror as a ‘yes.'”

Myrtle is a twisted old bitch.

Fiona hasn’t got the monopoly on that anymore, I guess.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison red dress

Yes, I subscribe to Pop Trigger. I hate myself, too.

Fiona will not go quietly into that good night.

She’s gonna claw and smoke and fuck and strut her way back into the light, bitches.

She will bury us all. Probably in heels.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

I hate to say it, but the shine is wearing off this season of American Horror Story for me.

Too much talking, not enough crazy, fucked up, witchy shit.

Plenty of sex, though.

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