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The Originals Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Queen of Death Elijah sexy

You could say it’s a… hotness parade.

When I said last week that I wanted a status quo change, I didn’t mean kill Elijah.

Fuck.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

Originals Behind the Black Horizon Finn Elijah Mystic Falls

Elijah wins. Obviously.

Tonight, someone dies.

#NoFinnNoOriginals doesn’t have the same ring to it, though.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review

The Originals Alone With Everybody Hayley Klaus drunk

Such contrast.

Yes, as opposed to grim resignation while watching TVD, The Originals continues to inspire true excitement in its third season renaissance.

Not even Finn’s ridiculous posturing can bring it down;

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

The Originals An Old Friend Calls Klaus Camille

I sense a sinking ship.

Tonight, no-one (of consequence) dies.

But the two most important relationships on the show do.

Which is much worse.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Savior Camille Klaus make out

And it’s not just Klaus.

It finally happened.

But, as things tend to go in the House of Mikaelson, you don’t give a mortal character a bunch of screentime over two episodes and a resounding “they will” answer to a two-and-a-half-season-long ship tease without consequences.

So many consequences.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals The Other Girl in New Orleans Aurora bad hair

To fix the hair, one must first witness the hair.

As TVD falls, The Originals rises.

Brace yourself, people: it’s a Camille episode.

There is a God.

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Blood & Oil Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Blood & Oil Rocks and Hard Places Cody bashed

And, if we’re lucky, a fix to that little pregnancy problem.

Considering the utter banality of Blood & Oil, I was considering dumping this weak excuse for a Revenge successor.

But with the recent news that the season order had been cut down to only ten episodes (and, presumably, will be cancelled after that), I’ve decided I’ll keep hanging on.

Maybe they’ll finally unleash Amber Valletta before the season is up?

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals For The Next Millennium Lucien mouth cut

Someone’s been reading my vision board.

The Originals has got a lot of work ahead of it if it hopes to wash off the stink of season 2.

And they don’t have the benefit of a lead actor departure to shake things up.

But the focus is already being pushed far, far away from Hope, so goddamn, that’s a good sign.

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Glee 2009 series finale Don't Stop Believin'

…that Glee is dead and we’re finally free.

Yes, baby. We finally made it.

We made it to the end of Glee.

But Glee isn’t ready to leave without one last glory-reliving grab at the spotlight.

I’ll allow it.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

The Originals They All Asked For You Elijah Freya

I’ll take one order of Freya’s hair and Elijah’s everything.

Freya finally takes my advice and fucks off Finn to side with better Originals.

Even Mikael.

But not Esther. Nobody wants Esther.

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