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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Riverdale The Tell-Tale Heart Betty vomit

I know she’s not hungover in this scene. But I didn’t want to miss a chance to talk about my vomit.

A similar sense of relief washed over me by the end of this episode, too.

After weeks of “huh” and “meh,” Riverdale finally makes the first move to pull itself out of the pits of second season mediocrity.

I could still use about 100% less land deal intrigue, though.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

Riverdale The Wrestler Kevin

Like father, like son.

After last week’s tepid entry, Riverdale is back to form with an episode overflowing with homoerotic wrestling.

Sadly, not enough of it includes Kevin. But I can ‘mire from afar.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Riverdale The Blackboard Jungle Alice crying

And I’m so proud to see it.

You know what gets me emotional?

Not this episode. Because not a lot happens and it’s boring.

Don’t let this become your normal, Riverdale.

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Arrow Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

Arrow Tribute Diggle arms

Diggle’s one valuable contribution to this show: swoleness.

Where’s Katie?

I only came here for Katie.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

iZombie Max Wager Ravi Peyton

Crazy like an ex-girlfriend.

Yes, iZombie answers the age-old question: can zombies fall in love… and have protected sex with non-zombies?

The answer, of course, because this is Liv and Major on iZombie, is no.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

iZombie Love & Basketball Liv Major kiss

#riskit

Apparently zombification is a concern, despite Major having been previously cured.

Come on, immune system. Do your job.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

iZombie Even Cowgirls Get The Black & Blues Peyton wine

Petyon’s comin’ back strong.

Peyton’s back. Blaine’s back. Major and Liv are back (together).

iZombie’s back, baby.

And it never even left.

Impressive.

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