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Arrow Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

Arrow Blood Debts Felicity alive

We were so close.

Why, Arrow?

Why?

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Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Ravenswood Caleb Rivers shirtless

Miranda’s been on a CW show. You’re gonna have to do better, Caleb.

The good news is, I’ve moved on from hating the banality of Ravenswood.

The bad news is, I’ve gone back to hating the stupid attempts of the show to be “spooky” or “scary.”

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Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Ravenswood Miranda funeral

Who would ever do something like that?

Fuck me, I’m losing interest in Ravenswood faster than I am for The Tomorrow People.

Worst spin-off indeed.

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Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Ravenswood Caleb Hanna

“What do you mean ‘not until January?'”

And by “Ravenswood,” I mean Ravenswood the show.

Ravenswood the town isn’t a barrel of fun, either.

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Ravenswood Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Ravenswood Olivia homecoming red paint

I think she would have settled for a tarp, to be honest.

Ravenswood can’t possibly last more than one season.

This is the same weak shit we saw with The Secret Circle, and ABC Family is far less edgy than The CW.

And the leads are Caleb and the sister from Beauty & the Beast?

Come on.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review

PLL Halloween Alison I'm back bitches

The line always belonged to her.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Divine. Really.
Our count is now 8 I hate, 5 are great.

The outfits are better than last year, Alison is finally revealed, and there’s a mausoleum hidden passageway mystery.

Unfortunately, it’s also a backdoor pilot for Ravenswood. And PLL does it far less gracefully than TVD.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Aria magic show summer finale

Not for play play.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
I wanted to to give her a break, but there’s a piece on each outfit this week that I just couldn’t ignore. And I deserve this. I can’t be generous 2 weeks in a row.
Our count is now 8 malign, 4 sublime.

It was always going to be difficult topping last season’s Summer finale. And predictably, this one doesn’t quite reach the utter WTFness of that one.

But hey, we’ve got another A revelation. And this one is a fuckton juicier than Toby.

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