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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

This shit is hot, is what I’m saying.

With Kirby and Culhane stalling, Dynasty’s hottest couple again comes back to Fallon and Liam. The comedy scenes also in this episode just make them even better.

Glad to see while the Schwartz/Savage empire falters with Nancy Drew (and straight-up sucks with Looking For Alaska), that Dynasty is keeping the flame burning.

Because it’s hot? I don’t know a lot of metaphors.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

There’s not a whiff of soccer anywhere in this episode, so I’ll take that as a cautious good sign.

Also a cautious good sign: a change of showrunner (and the new distraction for Schwartz/Savage of Nancy Drew) has not killed Dynasty yet.

And as much soapy fun as a plastic surgery-induced recast was last season, we’ve now evolved to a straight-up recast with Daniella Alonso on the scene as Cristal 2.0, 2.0.

Long may Dynasty reign.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 22 – TV Review

I would never put episode spoilers at the start of a post.

But also, considering how well Dynasty did leave us with this finale, I’m not mad.

And I’ll spare everyone a protracted comparison to Riverdale’s finale. Because that’s not nice.

Wake up and start appreciating your better soap opera, CW.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review

I would have also accepted “Fauxllon Carrington,” but it didn’t roll off the tongue as well, you know?

Just when you thought Dynasty couldn’t get any gayer.

I am so proud.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 20 – TV Review

Give us all that coat, mama. Yass.

Can you believe it? The Colby family are actually going to have a subplot of their own?

Who knew that the solution to the Colby problem was to add more Colbys? Even I didn’t think of that one.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 19 – TV Review

Giving me life. And occasional arousal.

Whereas Riverdale can’t end its season soon enough, my heart is already starting to ache over the fact that Dynasty’s soon going to be heading into its season finale.

Don’t leave me. Stilted, nonsensical rich people drama replenishes my electrolytes!

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 18 – TV Review

Liam can do whatever he wants to me if he’s gonna be looking like that. Fuckin’ hell.

I can’t remember the last time I was this invested in a heterosexual romance. Because damn, Liam and Fallon are so compelling.

Oh, and Alexis’ face is revealed and it’s shocking and horrifying. Alexis is going to need to learn that she’ll pale next to Liam.

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