Let’s hear it for Culhane, who comes in at the end of the episode and steals the jush factor in a major and delicious upset.
Kirby is there, too. Looking fucking flawless.
Oh, and Blake is kidnapped and Sam saves him with the help of Danny Trejo or whatever.
But look at Kirby!
I honestly don’t know what I’d do without it. It’s the only thing I genuinely look forward to each week.
Sorry, Supergirl. You gotta get it together, honey.
Zachary Quinto’s character actually does something this episode! Yay!
That “something” is try to repress Sarah Paulson’s character’s homosexuality through demeaning genitalia fondling!
There’s dick and balls involved. Of course, yay!
American Horror Story is kinda the perfect show for me.
It’s total genre trash, so it’s a breeze to watch and its packed with fanservice.
But it’s also full of cliches and genre trappings, so it’s incredibly easy to whinge about.
I am home.