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The Originals Season 2 Episode 22 – TV Review

The Originals Ashes to Ashes Elijah Freya Klaus Rebekah

One of the few highlights from this season.

Just like every episode following the wedding, this season finale is inconsequential.

They just rope in a few of the Originals who have been absent, kill off (like we even believe that’ll be permanent) a couple of villains who never really did anything, anyway, and end without any of the conflict or tension that made last season’s finale so spectacular.

Pick your shit up next season, guys? Okay?

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 20 – TV Review

The Originals City Beneath The Sea Jackson Hayley bayou storm

The sound of its dying breath would be nice.

Well, what do you know? It’s super easy to use a locator spell to find Jackson and Hayley in the bayou.

Who could have thought of that?

Me. I did.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 17 – TV Review

The Originals Exquisite Corpse Freya Elijah spell

But then I just look at him again and I’m content.

Claire Holt must still be on her sabbatical. Which is bad news for fans of The Originals who are fans of the original Originals.

Season 2: We’re Hiring Cheaper Actors And Using Body Jumping Magic To Save Our Bottom Line.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

The Originals They All Asked For You Elijah Freya

I’ll take one order of Freya’s hair and Elijah’s everything.

Freya finally takes my advice and fucks off Finn to side with better Originals.

Even Mikael.

But not Esther. Nobody wants Esther.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals The Map of Moments Elijah Hope Rebekah baby

Too late.

I’m sorry, you’ll have to excuse me while I clean myself up.

And then go again, and then clean myself up again.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Rebekah Claire Holt The Brothers That Care Forgot

That “special guest star” credit makes me sad.

Rebekah and Camille: my two favourite blondes.

Wouldn’t it be incredible if they could somehow join forces as one?

Esther thinks so.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals Ansel impaled Chasing The Devil's Tail

Hey, you’ve gotta be known for something. And getting impaled is Ansel’s something.

It’s glorious.

Klaus is finally learning how to put his daddy issues to bed.

Mikael’s turn, please.

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