American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review
Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go.
Mantra.
American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review
Skitty’s back, bitches.
But she really shouldn’t have been.
Bitches.
American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

PLL already tried that, baby.
I’m just counting episodes at this point.
Nothing scary happens. Nothing shocking happens. Even the melodrama is lukewarm.
And if anyone should be able to realistically sell angst, it should be freaks.
American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review
You know how I said there were only three characters left that I care about?
Gloria. Dot. Esmerelda.
Well, you can scratch Gloria off that list, because that’s not wine Dandy’s bathing in up there.
American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review
I think I’ve finally given up on caring about this season.
Yeah, Dell murders someone. But that should be the bare minimum level of excitement for a horror show. Not the episode’s major perk.
At least Bette’s got some swish new hair.
American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review
Elsa teaches us this episode that the best way to regain the trust of your doubting flock is to string your main critic up and throw a knife into his gut, then purposely and obviously neglect to call medical attention and wait for him to die.
That oughtta restore their faith in you, baby.
American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review
Sadly, the random psycho murderer part is a bit of a turn off.
And there is no forgiveness for anyone who murders Matt Bomer.
American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

In only one year? Nice.
No, it’s actually the Elsa story.
And it involves not only S&M fantasy heaven, but also chainsaws and no anaesthesia.
What else do you expect from German pornography?
American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review
It only took three episodes to introduce an immortal character who sets precedent for all kinds of undead and resurrection shenanigans that might follow.
Hello Misty.
Hello season 3.
Goodbye credibility.