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Wondering Why I Hate Wonderland – Blog

Wonderland cast

So. Fucking. Difficult.

Wait, never mind. I figured it out.

If The Descendants was First World Problems: The Movie (though it has some competition), then Wonderland is First World Problems: The TV Series.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 18

Glee Lord Tubbington

Sadly, this is not as low as this episode goes.

Holy shit, are you serious? The episode’s title is “Shooting Star?”

And I thought my puns were tasteless.

The episode’s about a school shooting, FYI.

Yeah.

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TV Review: 30 Rock Season 7 Episode 9

30 Rock Devin Kaylie Jenna

Jack’s greatest adversaries. Plus Jenna.

30 Rock is back and it’s almost over.

So what better to do than bring back Kaylie Hooper, as played by Chloe “I said ‘cunt’ in a movie when I was 12. That makes me cool, right?” Moretz.

Because Chloe Moretz is just fantastic, isn’t she?

She isn’t.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 13

Jersey Shore goodbye final episode sad cry

MFW. Also applies to Gossip Girl.

After all my bitching about it, I never thought I’d actually be sad to see Jersey go.

And no, I didn’t cry buckets for them. Because my¬† tear ducts are actually laced with cobra venom (long story) and it would be terribly dangerous to let that stuff slip.

But yeah, seeing these 8 alcoholic, untalented losers leave the place that made them famous was truly heart-rending.

Also, scrotum cake.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 11

Jersey Shore Snooki sonogram Lorenzo

“Oh wait, it’s just holding a cigarette. Just like mummy! Aww!”

Yes, they finally go to the much-teased sonogram.

And yes, baby Lorenzo is just as mundane as any other baby in a sonogram.

Because “mundane” is the new “exciting,” according to Jersey Shore.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 8

American Horror Story Jessica Lange Jude razor throat

And we know she’s good with a razor.

Christmas is my favourite holiday.

It’s the most acceptable time of the year to get shit-faced. Next to New Year’s. And St Patrick’s Day. And my birthday. And Wednesdays. And-

Actually, Christmas wins because you get alcohol AND presents. There.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 9

Revenge Victoria phone call kiki

“And by bitch I mean this rain.” Goddammit, Glee!

So this episode ends with Victoria calling Emily for a team-up.

Revenge just got semi-interesting again.

Oh, and spoiler alert, I guess.

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TV Review: Gossip Girl Season 6 Episode 8

Gossip Girl Chuck drinking in bed

We are one.

It’s just dawned on me that Gossip Girl really is about to be over. I mean holy shit, there are only 2 more episodes left.

I just…I don’t know how to exist in a world without Gossip Girl.

It doesn’t even make sense.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 10

Once Upon a Time Rumplestiltskin Robert Carlyle evil

“Now give me your SOUL! What?”

David and Mary: proving themselves the masters of zero-stakes melodrama.

Also, dwarves.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 1

Snooki & JWoww episode 1

Being pregnant sucks! Waah!

Okay, so I actually watched the right episode this time. Still appreciated the clip show, though.

I didn’t think I could find anything to tide me over until Jersey Shore comes back (and the season 5 DVDs still haven’t been fucking released yet), but I’m thinkin’ S&J might just be what I need.

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