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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 3 – TV Review

TVD You Decided I Was Worth Saving Sybil Katherine

Bitch, you are not even close.

Tonight, someone dies.

But it’s not any of the three central characters involved in the obviously toothless death ultimatum plot.

I do feel kind of bad for Tyler, though. Even Sarah bloody Salvatore got a whole episode for her death. All Tyler gets is a single scene?


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Arrow Season 4 Episode 15 – TV Review

Arrow Taken Felicity selfish

Just how much can the Olicity apologists endure?

You’d think that an episode featuring another CW superhero, the crippling of Damien Dahrk, and the fruition of Black Boss’ Lian Yu digging expedition wouldn’t end in a selfish tirade from Felicity “We Can’t Excuse Her By Saying ‘Well, it was in the comics'” Smoak.

But you’d be wrong.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

PLL Spencer blind Jenna

You need to be more young and restless.

Spencer’s Jenna impression may be a little off, but Sydney does a good job of it.

Why anybody would choose to look like Jenna at all remains a mystery, however.

Did Sydney and Jenna co-ordinate, or was it just a coincidence?

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 20

Revenge Takeda Aiden sword katana fight

“Although I still end up sweaty and satisfied. Interesting.”

I think it’s obvious at this point that I won’t be abandoning Revenge before the season is up.

I’m still not sure whether I’m pleased that it got better, or frustrated that I was forced to keep up with it.

Either way, Aiden totally gets to kill someone this episode. That’s all I need to know for now.

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It’s Not Shit: The Five-Year Engagement

The Five-Year Engagement proposal new years

Save money on crap accessories: buy more goon. That’s my approach to New Years.

I’m an alcoholic.

More like “The 2-Hour Romcom.”

Because it’s 2 hours long.

Which is a nono.

But it’s still a good movie.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 7

Snooki & JWoww Jionni Roger lap dance drag queen

I never thought I’d be so jealous of a drag queen.

Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.

Last time on I Just Hate Everything we asked if the Roger/Jenni phone call with the shouting and the lawsuit (ie: actual drama) would be interesting.

It’s not. Just like the majority of this show.

But, you know. Snooki. And Jwoww.

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