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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Show Stoppers Maggie Esmerelda cut in two

Just kidding. There’s been no reason to watch since episode 3. Of season 3.

Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go.

Mantra.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

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Be impressed be impressed be impressed be impressed be impressed.

Is the season finished yet?

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

I’m just counting episodes at this point.

Nothing scary happens. Nothing shocking happens. Even the melodrama is lukewarm.

And if anyone should be able to realistically sell angst, it should be freaks.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Heroes and Villains Robin Regina goodbye border

He doesn’t even give her a goodbye fuck. Rude.

Oh, well. If it means Marian’s going to fuck off, I’m in.

Bitch can’t handle her ice curses.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Shattered Sight Regina Snow David fight swords

Well, with Regina looking like that, can you blame him?

Unfortunately, the mirror spell fails to produce any real results.

A handful of townsfolk re-enact Super Smash Bros: Enchanted Forest Edition in the streets, but there is none of the promised mass murder.

At least Regina gets to put on her old duds and sword fight Snow.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Blood Bath Dandy

I prefer to bathe in fruity lexia, but that’s just because I’m cheap.

You know how I said there were only three characters left that I care about?

Gloria. Dot. Esmerelda.

Well, you can scratch Gloria off that list, because that’s not wine Dandy’s bathing in up there.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

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I jumped the gun a bit last time.

Please, let it be so.

I’ve had about as much Frozen wanking as I can handle.

And my wanking threshold is pretty high, you know.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Bette Dot Test of Strength

“And we know everything. But we won’t say it.”

I think I’ve finally given up on caring about this season.

Yeah, Dell murders someone. But that should be the bare minimum level of excitement for a horror show. Not the episode’s major perk.

At least Bette’s got some swish new hair.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

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Or, as I like to call it, “breakfast.”

Can you believe it’s time for another double episode of Once Upon a Time already?

At least the Snow Queen’s backstory is finally put to bed.

I was getting a little overdosed on Arendelle, you know.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

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What kind of sicko would want to see that?

Sadly, the random psycho murderer part is a bit of a turn off.

And there is no forgiveness for anyone who murders Matt Bomer.

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