Who knew that in an episode about thwarting the evils of gay conversion that our true hope spot would be the realisation of just how pathetically fragile Hiram is, and the confirmation of Archie’s unfounded bravado?
It’s good to be back, Riverdale.
I fucking told you.
The last time there was a double episode finale I wasn’t ready.
This time I knew it was coming and, considering this is Revenge and not 30 Rock, I was quite ready for it to all be over.
But dammit, ABC. Now I actually want to watch next season. I’ve come so far.
They must have sucked the effort out of the Once Upon a Time finale and injected it here.