Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 14 – TV Review
I’ve had it. Officially.
And the fact that Sydney is still here, and now part of some kind of revamped A Team (the AD Team, I suppose?), isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.
Alison being impregnated with Emily’s egg isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.
I don’t know if I can go six more rounds with PLL, you guys.
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Under the Dome – Discontinued
I will miss the cave raves, though.
I was hoping that Under the Dome would pull a Revenge Season 3 and loudly ignore the shitpile of its second season and return to the triumphant, if middling, survival drama it used to be.
I was wrong.
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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 17 – TV Review
Hey, at least they didn’t kill it.
But boo, can you imagine if they’d killed it? That would have been pretty cool.
I suppose we’ll have to settle for “banished to another realm.”
I should have known. It’s pretty standard for Once Upon a Time at this point.
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review
The only thing less original than that wordplay is this show.
And no, this won’t be the last time (or the first) we see Barbie getting touchy-feely with the super cute Hunter.
Under the Dome may not be exciting, compelling, or make a lick of sense. But at least they’re tossing us so homoerotic subtext.
God bless.
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review
“And I know everything. Because I’m a dome projection. Sorry to disappoint.”
Angie just be mad that Melanie be movin’ in on her man, gurl.
No, really.
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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review
Mike Vogel needs to move to the city or something.
Apparently suffering through Spring Breakers‘ pink haired brat wasn’t enough pink for me this week.
And Spring Breakers had lines, too.
Lines of cocaine. Is the joke.
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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review
You had a good run.
There’s no shame in not being as hot as Natalie Zea.
Pretty much nobody is.
And she even gets to be a dirty, sexy, rich douchebag.
It’s really what Under the Dome has been missing.
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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review
I want to believe.
He is though.
Ollie’s teeth were just too disgusting to keep looking at.
Thanks, Junior.
