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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review

Bates Motel Inseparable Dylan crying

Who would have thought back in Season 1 that I’d be yelling at my TV screen “not Dylan!”

For a long time, I’ve salivated at the thought of Norman slashing his way through his fellow main characters. I mean, I knew it would be harrowing, but I also hoped it would be delicious.

But it’s not delicious. I’m just scared and crying.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Bates Motel Dreams Die First Rihanna Marion Crane Sam Loomis

I don’t always hate everything. My branding is fraudulent.

Bates Motel, just in the nick of time, blasts out of the water-treading trap it has fallen into so far this season by getting those Psycho gears turning.

Marihanna Crane, you better watch out.

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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

Bates Motel There's No Place Like Home ending

A hovering blimp?

But don’t get your lube out just yet. That’s the closing shot of the episode.

No, we’ve got the fifth leg in our “how many episodes can Norman waste in Pineview?” marathon to complete first.

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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

Bates Motel Refraction Norman therapy session

This isn’t The Sessions, dude.

Well, Caleb’s stink continues to follow around Bates Motel.

Let’s be done with it, already, for fuck’s sake.

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