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Film Review: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Kristen Stewart Bella Robert Pattinson Edward vampires

“Hey, where are they going?”

I feel like making fun of Twilight is too easy.

So it’s perfect for me!

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It’s Not Shit: W.E.

W.E. Abbie Cornish Wallis Simpson

What!? Who let Madonna near a film set, again? Goddammit, this shit was supposed to stop after she fucked off Guy Ritchie.

I feel like I’m not doing enough It’s Not Shit entries, and I’m not sure why. I’ve only done 1 in the last, like, 4 weeks. And that was The Dark Knight Rises, which was a no-brainer.

Clearly I’ve become too jaded.

So along comes W.E., a movie directed by fucking Madonna. Everyone hated it. It’s about 2 years too late to cash in on The King’s Speech (because characters overlap). And the only name I recognised from the main cast was Abbie Cornish, who I remember most recently in Sucker Punch and Limitless. Which were fucking awful.

So yeah, low expectations doesn’t really cover it.

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Film Review: Breaking Wind

Breaking Wind Edward Jacob Kiss

It’s only a parody, but it’s the closest those fangirls are ever gonna get.

I know I know I know.

Guaranteed garbage, amirite? An easy target?

Not really, apparently.

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