I feel like making fun of Twilight is too easy.
So it’s perfect for me!
Clearly I’ve become too jaded.
So along comes W.E., a movie directed by fucking Madonna. Everyone hated it. It’s about 2 years too late to cash in on The King’s Speech (because characters overlap). And the only name I recognised from the main cast was Abbie Cornish, who I remember most recently in Sucker Punch and Limitless. Which were fucking awful.
So yeah, low expectations doesn’t really cover it.