EDIT: About an hour after I posted this, Big Brother had their Late Night Feast special where the Housemates got drunk (and a wicked case of wine lips). And Tim totally brought up boat people, and although it wasn’t a huge fight, I’m claiming it, bitches. I’m leaving the original post in-tact, but Tim’s should actually read Accurate, and my final score should actually be 6 Accurate and 9 Wrong. Maybe I am psychic.
We’re almost a month into Big Brother Australia 2013, and after 3 evictions, a few of my prediction deadlines have passed.
So let’s see how I did.
It’s not good.
It’s not Movie 43-level bad. But it’s bad.
This is a pre-emptive apology to all my non-Australian readers:
I will be following Big Brother Australia 2013 aggressively, and this probably (definitely) won’t be the last time you see me post about it.
Also, brace your twitter feeds.
I actually kind of a little bit really loved Hitchcock.
So instead of writing a mooning love letter, I’m gonna do a Compliance and just sum this shit up. Save you the saccharine.
Besides, I already puked out over 1000 words on The fucking Apparition today. I’ve earned this.