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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 4 – TV Review

PLL Hit and Run Run Run Spencer drunk

Spencer’s evidently been watching PLL.

So PLL already solves its flash forward mystery by only four episodes in, and even features a genuine emotional conflict?

What is this? Opposite week?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 9 – TV Review

PLL Last Dance Veronica wine drunk

I probably would have just drank straight from the bottle rather than dirtying four glasses, but who am I to judge someone else’s alcohol abuse?

Yes, we’re only one episode from the big Charles reveal.

And PLL certainly likes to rub our faces in it, by closing this episode with an offscreen unmasking.

Because satisfaction isn’t on the Pretty Little Liars priority list.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Arrow Black Canary Sarah

Much more menacing than last week.

Continuing on our path of “no kill,” Arrow takes things a step further this episode by resurrecting someone from the dead.

Twice, apparently.

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21 & Over – Film Review

21 & Over Jeff drunk Justin Chon Twilight

I’ve done it. I was hungover for a month, but it was worth it.

I’ve reviewed teen(ish) movies before.

But never a by-the-numbers drinking comedy (almost?).

It’s nice to have something new.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 12

Jersey Shore Deena drunk vagina

My idol.

Every episode I watch of Jersey Shore I find it harder and harder to have something to say about them. Because nothing happens.

I get that we’ve only got 1 episode left (forever), but this wind-down is brutal.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 7

Jersey Shore season 7 Jenni laughing Deena drunk

I didn’t realise Mean Girls 3 was accepting audition reels yet.

Credit to one of my friends (every time I say that and you have the same look of bewliderment. Are you that predictable? I am) for pointing this out, but Jersey is quickly becoming The Ron and Deena Show.

And I am completely okay with that.

Who would have thought that little grenade rat whose first action in season 3 was stripping in front of Mike would become the only thing about this show worth watching?

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 6

Jersey Shore season 6 Snooki crap hair

Seriously, what is going on with that?

Surprise! Jenni actually seems to be realising the stupidity of her self-righteous fury.

Well, at least as much as an overconfident, affluent, large breasted club rat can.

So not much. But it’s a start.

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