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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

Riverdale The Red Dahlia Betty Penelope

I assume it’s just as dark and grim as Penelope’s lair.

This episode is just really exhausting, you guys.

And I truly want to believe that this avalanche of exposition is Riverdale clearing the decks so we can move forward.

But can we really trust that?

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Riverdale The Outsiders Alice Mrs Blossom bitch off

Sadly, there is no slapping involved this time.

It’s a shame Riverdale decided that the teens were going to be the (supposed) main characters, because their parents have way more fun.

And way more to actually do.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

Arrow Disbanded Anatoly crying

It’s always hard running into an ex.

It’s a good thing Adrian’s season-long plan of getting Oliver to admit he’s a trigger-happy murder machine isn’t undone with less than one episode’s worth of pep talking from minor characters.

Oh.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Arrow Human Target Wild Dog ripped

Near-fatal torture be damned.

Apologies for the late post.

I’d make a crack about how Arrow is a shitpile and nobody cares and all that, but this episode is actually pretty fucking fantastic.

I’m just slack. That’s all.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

PLL Oh Brother Where Art Thou Jason Charles shadow

Everything is terrifying in Rosewood. Mainly Sara’s inability to act, though.

Yes, we finally see Charles.

Well, his shadow.

That counts, right?

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Bates Motel Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review

Bates Motel The Deal Norma Romero knee touch

I’d let Romero touch my leg for silence and/or reassurance any day.

This is a powerhouse, storming episode for Norma Bates and Vera Farmiga.

Just like every episode.

Thank you, Bates Motel.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

Revenge Daniel Disclosure

This is what having an extortionist coke-whore dipshit of a sister will do to you.

I would say that if you didn’t hate Charlotte by now, then this episode gives you much more reason to start.

But that’s crazy.

There’s not a single person alive who doesn’t hate Charlotte by now.

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