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iZombie Season 2 Episodes 18 and 19 – TV Review

iZombie Dead Beat Peyton

That’s an attack on Once Upon a Time, by the way.

Will iZombie truly shirk the water-treading fluff of its mid-season sag, and capitalise on the impressive build its made over the last few episodes towards its season finale?

Yes.

Thank God, yes.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 16 – TV Review

iZombie Pour Some Sugar Zombie

Just kidding. Liv doesn’t use fake tan.

I can’t believe it took so long for Liv to finally become a zombie stripper.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

iZombie He Blinded Me... With Science! Gilda stiletto shoe

Jennifer Jason Leigh would be proud.

iZombie was hankering for a bit of a status quo change. And while it’s certainly not on the Bates Motel-level of status quo changes, everything moves forward far enough to satisfy.

Could this be the end of the network-mandated filler?

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

iZombie Eternal Sunshine of the Caffeinated Mind Kacey Rohl

“It’s close, though.”

Tonight, a main character dies.

But it’s a zombie show, which makes that death almost as trivial as if it were on a vampire show.

Or a superhero show.

Goddammit, CW.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

iZombie The Whopper Major

Bitch stole Enzo’s look.

Yes, I know this review is a week late.

But nobody said being a lazy bitch was supposed to be easy.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

iZombie Physician, Heal Thy Selfie Liv Peyton

#crunkatwork #iscrunkstillathing

iZombie is back to an arc-relevant COW. And the brain Liv consumes this episode isn’t even related to it.

Break the formula, baby.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

iZombie Fifty Shades of Grey Matter Major Minor bus

An attractive man with an animal. Damn, how did they know our weakness?

I would still argue that iZombie doesn’t feel like essential viewing at the moment.

But this episode fights hard to fix that.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Yes, it’s time for iZombie to try its hand at superheroism.

Well, regular-heroism.

Well, unskilled, unprepared-heroism.

But that rabid mode zombie strength does come in handy.

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Catching Up On Old, Cancelled Shit – Blog

The Beautiful Life TBL

Audiences, apparently.

Because I spent 7 minutes trying to come up with a good title to this post, and finally gave up.

Just like how the following shows were given up on.

I am profound. Accept it.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Cece A hoodie

Because “bitches” is too vanilla for Cece.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This week I’ll give the poor thing a rest. Imma just let her live, you know?
Our count is now 7 poor, 4 score.

That’s right, Cece’s back in town. And a scene all but confirms she is Red Coat.

But this is a show where Aria exists, so you know in this universe, nothing is simple.

Not even something like owning a particularly coloured coat.

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