Legacies Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review
Save us, mean girl wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope.
You wouldn’t expect an episode with an actual dragon to be this cold and limp, but here we are.
You did it, Legacies. You made the teen drama more compelling than an actual dragon.
And when the teen drama is this tepid, that’s quite an achievement.
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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review
Unless it’s just Queenie posing as her.
It’s just Queenie posing as her.
Still sizzling, though.
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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episodes 22 and 23 – TV Review
“Whaddya mean Penny Dreadful got there first?”
No apologies for this late review. I can barely muster any shits to give about Once Upon a Time, anymore.
My last note for this episode was merely “At least Sam Witwer is hot.”
He can crash down in me any day.
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Seventh Son – Film Review
This is her “Fuck it, I’m an Academy Award winner” face.
Did Eddie Redmayne and Julianne Moore make a pact with the devil? That in order to win their Oscars, they would both have to star in abominable, fantasy action epics?
At least Jupiter Ascending tried to be ambitious. Human-on-Space-Dog-Person love almost could have made it, you know?
What has Seventh Son got? Accent soup?
Who knew that Once Upon a Time could lay claim to doing something better. Yeesh.
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Game of Thrones Season 5 – Season Review
A seven episode-long slog, to be precise.
I didn’t have any grand epiphanies about Game of Thrones this year.
Even more than season 4, season 5 felt like just another brick in the wall for what is supposed to be the world’s premier wow factor TV series.
Which means it’s becoming more like its network television lessers.
Which means I like it more now.
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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episodes 22 and 23 – TV Review
We were so close.
So Once Upon a Time is doing a double episode finale again.
I feel like Henry: strapped to a cart and struggling to be free.
Well, at least now I’ve got a couple of months off before Once Upon a Time returns for an exhausting season 5.
What Disney movies are out next year that it can sponge off of?
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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review
“And I chew everything. Especially scenery.”
It’s a Mills family reunion up in Once Upon a Time, lately.
If only Regina had any family you’d actually want around.
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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 17 – TV Review
Hey, at least they didn’t kill it.
But boo, can you imagine if they’d killed it? That would have been pretty cool.
I suppose we’ll have to settle for “banished to another realm.”
I should have known. It’s pretty standard for Once Upon a Time at this point.
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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review
Do the kids these days still do Little Britain references?
You know Snow and Charming have been up to naughtiness when even the Tree of Wisdom ain’t got time fo’ dat.
Just kidding. It’s actually their unborn child it’s rejecting.
Emma made sure to get a head start on being unwanted.
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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review
What is it with Once Upon a Time and blondes with dragons?
I’m so late posting this episode, that I actually got around to posting the Once Upon a Time episode that aired days afterwards before this.
Sometimes I think I might be in danger of having a life.
But then I remember that I still watch Revenge, and I’m brought back down to Earth.
