Legacies Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review
Save us, mean girl wan Kenobi. You’re our only hope.
You wouldn’t expect an episode with an actual dragon to be this cold and limp, but here we are.
You did it, Legacies. You made the teen drama more compelling than an actual dragon.
And when the teen drama is this tepid, that’s quite an achievement.
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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review
Unless it’s just Queenie posing as her.
It’s just Queenie posing as her.
Still sizzling, though.
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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episodes 22 and 23 – TV Review
“Whaddya mean Penny Dreadful got there first?”
No apologies for this late review. I can barely muster any shits to give about Once Upon a Time, anymore.
My last note for this episode was merely “At least Sam Witwer is hot.”
He can crash down in me any day.
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Seventh Son – Film Review
This is her “Fuck it, I’m an Academy Award winner” face.
Did Eddie Redmayne and Julianne Moore make a pact with the devil? That in order to win their Oscars, they would both have to star in abominable, fantasy action epics?
At least Jupiter Ascending tried to be ambitious. Human-on-Space-Dog-Person love almost could have made it, you know?
What has Seventh Son got? Accent soup?
Who knew that Once Upon a Time could lay claim to doing something better. Yeesh.
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Game of Thrones Season 5 – Season Review
A seven episode-long slog, to be precise.
I didn’t have any grand epiphanies about Game of Thrones this year.
Even more than season 4, season 5 felt like just another brick in the wall for what is supposed to be the world’s premier wow factor TV series.
Which means it’s becoming more like its network television lessers.
Which means I like it more now.
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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episodes 22 and 23 – TV Review
We were so close.
So Once Upon a Time is doing a double episode finale again.
I feel like Henry: strapped to a cart and struggling to be free.
Well, at least now I’ve got a couple of months off before Once Upon a Time returns for an exhausting season 5.
What Disney movies are out next year that it can sponge off of?
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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review
“And I chew everything. Especially scenery.”
It’s a Mills family reunion up in Once Upon a Time, lately.
If only Regina had any family you’d actually want around.
