Tag Archive | donna

Discontinued: Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation April syringe

I’m committing Parks and Rec suicide.

This is the end.

Hold your breath and count to the Skyfall reference.

So what I’m trying to say is that I’m discontinuing my reviews for Parks and Recreation. But you probably should have worked that out from the title already. Keep up.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 14

Parks and Recreation wedding kiss

And not as adorable as Liz Lemon’s wedding.

I am here to spread dissatisfaction.

What? Somebody has to dampen all this love and sincere emotion.

It’s the only thing that keeps my filthy humanity at bay. Fuck empathy.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9

Parks and Recreation Tammy 2 Ron Megan

I hear this in Karen’s voice. And it’s even hotter.

Ah yes, the triumphant return of Tammy 2.

And she’s as sex-crazed and violent as ever.

I finally feel represented on this show.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 4

Parks and Recreation Leslie banana condom sex education

Still more sexually compelling than shirtless Tom Cruise. Yeah, I went there. Again.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 3

Parks and Recreation April Ben car

She’s really perfected that “I would explode the entirety of existence if I could right now” look.

Leslie continues to have meaningful struggles!

Finally, some actual growth in this show.

Buuuuuutttt Ron almost ruins everything.

Goddammit.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 1

Parks and Recreation Season 5 Leslie sundae waffle

“Suck it, Tina!”

Season 5? I’m impressed.

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