Dynasty Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review
Don’t do it, CW! Dare to defy!
Did you really think Dynasty could get everyone into a courtroom and then resist trotting out the Alexis reveal?
And I’m so glad for their lack of willpower. Because it is camp, bitch.
Still kinda waiting for Nathalie Kelley to jump out of a box, though. That would be the gag of the entire series.
Share this:
Dynasty Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review
I often joke about how this show is made for me. But, like, what if it actually was?
It was going to be a tough ask to compete with the Thanksgiving episodes of seasons past (could anything ever out-gay the Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence?), and this episode sadly doesn’t live up to those standards.
But goddamn, the closing scene got me in what I will happily proclaim is the gag of the season.
And with dreamy bedroom eyes Liam opening the episode, it’s not a bad sandwich. The turkey’s just a little dry in the middle. That’s all.
Share this:
Dynasty Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review
Isn’t it amazing that the gayest show on television also has the best heterosexual romance, too? God bless Dynasty.
After suffering through Nancy Drew and Riverdale each week, I’m so grateful to wash the taste of that shit out of my mouth with a cool, refreshing Dynasty.
I honestly don’t know what I’d do without it. It’s the only thing I genuinely look forward to each week.
Sorry, Supergirl. You gotta get it together, honey.
Share this:
Dynasty Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review
This is the kind of thing Blood & Oil needed more of.
I just can’t figure out how Dynasty is managing to thrive right now, while everything else on The CW falls further and further into embarrassing mediocrity. Or in the case of Legacies, unwatchable poo.
New showrunner be praised for keeping this gal going. God, I’m grateful for it.
Share this:
Dynasty Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review
Just look at him!
Every time Liam says he’s going away, I die a little inside.
But I’m comforted by the fact that he never really means it. He’ll come back.
And I’ll come.
Share this:
Dynasty Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review
Adam can fuck me under, for all I care. Just so long as he fucks me.
I’m sensing a caption theme this week.
Also, I just want to say that I was almost going to suggest Kelly Rutherford would be the historical alliance president last week, but I hesitated because I thought it wouldn’t make much sense to bring her back if Steven isn’t here.
And it doesn’t. But goddamn, she is still a blast to have around.
Maybe we could bring Steven back, too, though? Just saying.
Share this:
Dynasty Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review
There’s not a whiff of soccer anywhere in this episode, so I’ll take that as a cautious good sign.
Also a cautious good sign: a change of showrunner (and the new distraction for Schwartz/Savage of Nancy Drew) has not killed Dynasty yet.
And as much soapy fun as a plastic surgery-induced recast was last season, we’ve now evolved to a straight-up recast with Daniella Alonso on the scene as Cristal 2.0, 2.0.
Long may Dynasty reign.
