Dynasty Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review
Nah yeah, cunt.
Let’s hear it for Culhane, who comes in at the end of the episode and steals the jush factor in a major and delicious upset.
Kirby is there, too. Looking fucking flawless.
Oh, and Blake is kidnapped and Sam saves him with the help of Danny Trejo or whatever.
But look at Kirby!
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review
That’s right. I’m willing to overlook the aggressive layering.
I must say, they had me in the first half when the episode was apparently going to overly centre on a fashion podcast.
But goddamn if Dynasty didn’t get me with yet another caper episode. That makes two in a row! And the reveal was even juicier this time, because it was all a complete surprise to me.
You rascally Carringtons.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review
I know 2020 is trash, but let’s not let that infect Dynasty, too.
This is not the kind of milquetoast, late-season Gossip Girl filler grade soap opera we need right now, CW.
On the positive side, though, there is croissant throwing in the first scene.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review
Everything’s better with unnecessary straps.
Sadly, my gays, the jush train is over, and this week won’t have you struggling to hold your wigs down.
But that’s only because this episode is here to get some shit done. And blow up a car along the way (offscreen, of course. This is CW budget, remember).
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review
Pictured: me after watching this week’s Dynasty.
Honestly, gays, do we even need Drag Race to come back when Dynasty is giving us this level of camp?
My jush juices never stopped flowing this whole forty minutes.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review
It can’t be all shirtless dudes all the time.
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Just kidding. Scroll down.
That’s right, bitches. It’s a Liam and Fallon caper episode.
And even when it’s against his will, he’s still kinda game. And I respect that.
Though, to be clear, doing things without consent, even when it’s a woman doing it to a man, is not cool. Do you hear that, Dominique?
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review
Spoilers be damned, the world deserves to feel the same relief I did.
I mean, Adam doesn’t die either and it turns out the fall wasn’t that bad, anyway.
But it’s the principle of the matter!
The principle being Liam’s continued stranglehold on my libido.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review
Don’t do it, CW! Dare to defy!
Did you really think Dynasty could get everyone into a courtroom and then resist trotting out the Alexis reveal?
And I’m so glad for their lack of willpower. Because it is camp, bitch.
Still kinda waiting for Nathalie Kelley to jump out of a box, though. That would be the gag of the entire series.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review
I often joke about how this show is made for me. But, like, what if it actually was?
It was going to be a tough ask to compete with the Thanksgiving episodes of seasons past (could anything ever out-gay the Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence?), and this episode sadly doesn’t live up to those standards.
But goddamn, the closing scene got me in what I will happily proclaim is the gag of the season.
And with dreamy bedroom eyes Liam opening the episode, it’s not a bad sandwich. The turkey’s just a little dry in the middle. That’s all.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review
Isn’t it amazing that the gayest show on television also has the best heterosexual romance, too? God bless Dynasty.
After suffering through Nancy Drew and Riverdale each week, I’m so grateful to wash the taste of that shit out of my mouth with a cool, refreshing Dynasty.
I honestly don’t know what I’d do without it. It’s the only thing I genuinely look forward to each week.
Sorry, Supergirl. You gotta get it together, honey.
