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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 17 – TV Review

Dynasty Enter Alexis Cristal laughing

What a time be gay.

I would happily get day drunk and watch poolside catfights every day if I could.

Let me live your life, Cristal.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

OUaT Heartless Queenie heart rip

I feel a “but” coming on.

Sadly, one of the pitfalls of being full-on villain is having full-on villain stupidity.

Oh, Queenie.

That’s not to say her alternative punishment isn’t amusing, though.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 8

Bates Motel Shelby corpse autopsy

Yeeeeahh, Shelby’s not so hot anymore.

Aww, so sorry about leaving you out of my Top 5 TV Shows list, Bates Motel.

But you’re still young. Maybe next year.

At least you’ve managed to move past the stagnation of last week. Good for you.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 7

Bates Motel Vera Norma yell scream

You were the chosen one, Bates Motel!

Well, it was inevitable:

The boring, relationship drama-heavy soap opera episode has finally come.

Still, 7 episodes in is a pretty good record.

Now don’t fucking do it again.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 7

Parks and Recreation Anne April Leslie mediation yell

Girl Power isn’t all Spice Girls and lesbian fantasies.

Yes, it’s more filler.

But it’s character-relevant filler, dammit.

And that’s what a sitcom should be.

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