I’ve gotta say, I was getting my absolute life this episode. I wrote the phrase “Fuck, I love Dynasty” in my notes more than once.
Even dear Cristal got to shine this episode.
Dynasty is my one shining light against the apocalypse that is 2020 so far.
Thought that whole “Damon’s traumatic past major-life-changing situation thing we’ve never heard of before” might not be a completely ass-pulled pile of puke?
I wish I was able muster that kind of optimism.
Episode 4. Right on time.
Let the middle season slump begin!
Oh, Katherine. You really are living my life.
If my life involved getting hunted down by an improbably lucky army of Silas goons.
You know who we really need to have another entire episode devoted to? Whalenstein.
He really wasn’t totally incongruous and fucking bizarre the first time ’round at all.
Where would we be without sarcasm?