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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

Although, to be fair, it doesn’t really take much to be better than Riverdale these days.

I’ve gotta say, I was getting my absolute life this episode. I wrote the phrase “Fuck, I love Dynasty” in my notes more than once.

Even dear Cristal got to shine this episode.

Dynasty is my one shining light against the apocalypse that is 2020 so far.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Just kidding. They don’t kiss.

But I think it’ll be okay as long as Damien doesn’t do what every other show has done recently and kill the gay character off quickly and arbitrarily.

Damn. That, too?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

TVD Elena Damon Augustine The Cell prison

Way to nail it, TVD.

Thought that whole “Damon’s traumatic past major-life-changing situation thing we’ve never heard of before” might not be a completely ass-pulled pile of puke?

I wish I was able muster that kind of optimism.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

TVD Stefan Elena kiss

As inevitable as death and hangovers.

Episode 4. Right on time.

Let the middle season slump begin!

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Vampire Diaries Katherine human hungover

That’s what happens when you lose your alcohol tolerance.

Oh, Katherine. You really are living my life.

If my life involved getting hunted down by an improbably lucky army of Silas goons.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 12

Once Upon a Time Dr Whale Frankenstein suicide jump

Nobody will miss you.

You know who we really need to have another entire episode devoted to? Whalenstein.

He really wasn’t totally incongruous and fucking bizarre the first time ’round at all.

Where would we be without sarcasm?

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TV Review: 30 Rock Season 7 Episode 9

30 Rock Devin Kaylie Jenna

Jack’s greatest adversaries. Plus Jenna.

30 Rock is back and it’s almost over.

So what better to do than bring back Kaylie Hooper, as played by Chloe “I said ‘cunt’ in a movie when I was 12. That makes me cool, right?” Moretz.

Because Chloe Moretz is just fantastic, isn’t she?

She isn’t.

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