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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review

PLL Original G'Angsters Jason Aria

“Ezra who?”

I can’t do this, anymore.

Just let it be over. Please.

Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 9 – TV Review

PLL Last Dance Veronica wine drunk

I probably would have just drank straight from the bottle rather than dirtying four glasses, but who am I to judge someone else’s alcohol abuse?

Yes, we’re only one episode from the big Charles reveal.

And PLL certainly likes to rub our faces in it, by closing this episode with an offscreen unmasking.

Because satisfaction isn’t on the Pretty Little Liars priority list.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

PLL FrAmed Rhys Matthews

Nah, bro.

But I would believe you if you said you were a horrendously visible red herring.

I mean, can it really be this easy, A?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

PLL Songs of Experience Liars

They really need to re-edit the opening, too.

I think it’s time to prepare for the apocalypse, because this week marks three uncomplicated PLL episodes in a row.

Surely this can’t keep up.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

PLL Songs of Innocence Emily shooting range

They finally figured it out.

What absurdity is this?

Two PLL episodes in a row that aren’t spilling with bizarre, callback bullshit?

Well, except Sara Harvey.

But nobody really cares about her.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 1 – TV Review

PLL Game On, Charles morgue

Efficient.

I think PLL has taught us by now that if it seems too good to be true, it definitely is.

And if it seems 100% on-screen confirmed to be true, then it isn’t.

And if it’s literally anything, it definitely isn’t true.

Welcome to PLL season 6.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 3 – TV Review

PLL season 5 Surfing the Aftershocks Ezra face

Aria is not great at reading facial cues.

What’s a little casual manslaughter between forbidden lovers?

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