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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review

I would have also accepted “Fauxllon Carrington,” but it didn’t roll off the tongue as well, you know?

Just when you thought Dynasty couldn’t get any gayer.

I am so proud.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

The Originals Genevieve death season finale

I’m with ya, Gen.

Thankfully, The Originals’ season finale isn’t anything like Glee’s.

Because The Originals is actually a sensible, decent television show.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 19 – TV Review

The Originals Death With Benefits Elijah explosion wolf camp

I think Elijah’s just mad because his suit got ruined.

If you like werewolves getting exploded and priests receiving electric shock therapy, then New Orleans is the place to be.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 18 – TV Review

The Originals Genevieve Klaus The Big Uneasy

“And it’s been cancelled. They still have that zombie show, though. If you can stand that kind of glacial pacing and disappointment.”

Gosh, has it been a month, already?

And Genevieve is still around?

Dammit.

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Film Review: Ice Age 4: Continental Drift

Ice Age 4 Continental Drift Scrat

Scrat is a symbolic manifestation of Ice Age’s own struggle between sensible plotting and sequel-whoring. So meta.

Yes, there is a 4th Ice Age.

No, it’s not that bad.

Yes, it’s not that good either.

No, I don’t know why I keep saying Yes and No.

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Film Review: Rock of Ages

Rock of Ages Tom Cruise Stacee Jaxx

Sometimes I think my jokes are too easy. But then I remember that this is a mediocre blog that nobody reads.

I was going to just write down a bunch of “HAHAHAHA.”

However, I feel like that would only express the condescension in my laughter, and not the overwhelming incredulity that I actually feel.

After watching Rock of Ages, I honestly can’t believe what I just experienced.

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