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Nancy Drew Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

We need some characterisation, now.

Firstly: Maggie Lawson in all her TV movie glory will always be my favourite Nancy Drew, so let’s just make that perfectly clear.

Or Veronica Mars, if we’re not going literal.

But this Nancy Drew? Ya bland, baby.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Damien The Devil You Know smolder

I can’t resist a perfectly timed smolder.

Well, with only one episode to go after this, has Damien finally decided whether or not he’s going to embrace the beast within?

Kind of?

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Damien Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Just kidding. They don’t kiss.

But I think it’ll be okay as long as Damien doesn’t do what every other show has done recently and kill the gay character off quickly and arbitrarily.

Damn. That, too?

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Damien Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Damien Abattoir Ann laughing

Laughing all the way to the bank.

Well, it’s not an “it was all just a dream” episode.

So we’re moving up in the world.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Damien Temptress murder scene

But unluckily for us, we’re still alive.

I thought it couldn’t get any more catastrophically worse than a mid-season plot-of-the-week episode.

Hell, to beat that, they’d have to pull some kind of “it was all just a dream” episode. Now that’d be embarrassing.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Damien The Number of a Man pool cover demon face

And this is one of the better moments in the episode.

Last episode I said that it’d be a struggle to hang onto Damien, but, given it’s only going to be a short season, I should make it.

Yeah, I don’t know, anymore.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Damien The Deliverer Ann orgasm

One of the only reasons to keep watching this show. But damn, what a reason.

I don’t know, show. Three episodes in and you’re a still a confused, ill-paced mess.

And after their thankful absence last episode, we’re back to the bizarre character emotional reactions from the pilot.

Not good.

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