American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review
“I don’t know, but it was terrible.”
The good news is that almost everyone dies.
The bad news is that not everyone dies.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review
Just kidding. There’s been no reason to watch since episode 3. Of season 3.
Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go.
Mantra.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review
Be impressed be impressed be impressed be impressed be impressed.
Is the season finished yet?
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review
“You’ll love it. They have Zachary Quinto. And aliens.”
Skitty’s back, bitches.
But she really shouldn’t have been.
Bitches.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review
PLL already tried that, baby.
I’m just counting episodes at this point.
Nothing scary happens. Nothing shocking happens. Even the melodrama is lukewarm.
And if anyone should be able to realistically sell angst, it should be freaks.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review
I prefer to bathe in fruity lexia, but that’s just because I’m cheap.
You know how I said there were only three characters left that I care about?
Gloria. Dot. Esmerelda.
Well, you can scratch Gloria off that list, because that’s not wine Dandy’s bathing in up there.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review
“And we know everything. But we won’t say it.”
I think I’ve finally given up on caring about this season.
Yeah, Dell murders someone. But that should be the bare minimum level of excitement for a horror show. Not the episode’s major perk.
At least Bette’s got some swish new hair.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review
What kind of sicko would want to see that?
Sadly, the random psycho murderer part is a bit of a turn off.
And there is no forgiveness for anyone who murders Matt Bomer.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review
These Chanel No. 5 ads are getting weird.
I was overly presumptuous last episode: Emma Roberts still isn’t here.
So more droning from Jimmy the Whiner, then.
