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The Originals Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals Til the Day I Die Freya wedding dress

20gayteen is more than halfway over, baby. We gotta get it while we can.

The only thing this gay wedding was missing was some good old soap opera drama hijinks.

And no, I don’t count this last minute Do We Want Kids talk as drama.

I thought lesbians were supposed to be more organised than this?

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals There in the Disappearing Light Hope Hollow nuke

Who do you think you are with those blue contact lenses? Coco Montrese?

In an unrelated note, I saw a Toyota ad today with Ginger Spice from TVD.

See? There is a life after TVD. And it isn’t to keep setting up Hope for that Legacies spin-off.

I’m just not keen, okay?

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals We Have Not Long to Love Freya Keelin bombing

Sidebar: Freya’s “just got suicide bombed” hair is fucking delicious, honey.

The Originals continues its theft of things from Once Upon a Time, it seems.

Not only did they pillage Jaime Murray, but now they’ve followed OUaT Season 7’s plan of hurriedly dumping all the new stuff you introduced in your final season in the ramp up to the series finale.

I mean, I’ll allow it. But why emulate OUaT?

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

The Originals What Will I Have Left Klaus Caroline car

Looks like the Elijah Sex Face Parade is gonna have some stiff competition with the Fuck Me Daddy Klaus Eyes.

My final note after watching this episode was “what the fuck were the writers thinking?”

And to be fair, we haven’t reached I. Marlene King levels of WTFery yet.

But seriously?

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals Wrong Turn on Bourbon Keelin Freya kiss

We’ve come a long way. #itgetsbetter

Sure, it gets better for the gays. But what about picked-on nerdy werewolf-now-hybrid high school geeks?

Buh bye, Henry.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

Revenge Lydia green dress back

“I know I kinda came back last episode, but it’s for real real this time.”

It may have already mostly fizzled out by the end of this episode, but Lydia certainly knows how to get in with a bang.

I guess those are the kind of skills you need to have as a professional adultress.

Conrad doesn’t seem to mind.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

Revenge season 3 Emily

I don’t know. Does it count as “trying” if you don’t even have to try?

Yes, it’s dull and redundant.

But it’s still good enough to keep me going.

I just can’t resist a good old “poisoning someone to dupe them into thinking they have a fatal illness.”

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episodes 21 and 22

Revenge Victoria

Considering how real shit is about to get, I thought I’d start off with something light.

The last time there was a double episode finale I wasn’t ready.

This time I knew it was coming and, considering this is Revenge and not 30 Rock, I was quite ready for it to all be over.

But dammit, ABC. Now I actually want to watch next season. I’ve come so far.

They must have sucked the effort out of the Once Upon a Time finale and injected it here.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 15

Revenge Jack crying over Amanda's death

Oh, the humanity!

Yep, still goin’.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 11

Revenge Emily Nolan Aiden

“If only we did some actual Revenge-ing, instead of just looking amazing.”

A decision has finally been made. One which I will probably have forgotten about completely by next week, but hey, let’s imagine for a second.

I will continue covering Revenge. But as soon as I run into 1 episode where I really hate how boring, arbitrary, soft and pointless the shows has become (more than usual, obv), then I’m pulling the plug.

I live on the edge.

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