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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

Dynasty Motherly Overprotectiveness Fallon drinking

That’s not to say that this episode doesn’t have just the one. And it is something.

Yes, Dynasty fans. Sometimes you have to eat your vegetables. And this episode is mostly vegetables.

But there is some tasty dessert at the very end.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Heathers I'm a No Rust Build-Up Man Myself funeral

-Heathers, 2018

Get it? Because Heathers was cancelled before it even aired?

Also, a major character dies this episode.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Queen of Death Elijah sexy

You could say it’s a… hotness parade.

When I said last week that I wanted a status quo change, I didn’t mean kill Elijah.

Fuck.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 6 – TV Review

TVD Detoured on Some Random Backwards Path to Hell Damon dead

Damon’s off to Hell. Again.

You’d think Damon’s staking would be a bit more climactic.

Too bad it’s mired in flawed logic and needless melodrama.

Welcome to TVD Season 8: The Death Throes.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 3 – TV Review

TVD You Decided I Was Worth Saving Sybil Katherine

Bitch, you are not even close.

Tonight, someone dies.

But it’s not any of the three central characters involved in the obviously toothless death ultimatum plot.

I do feel kind of bad for Tyler, though. Even Sarah bloody Salvatore got a whole episode for her death. All Tyler gets is a single scene?

Ouch.

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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

Bates Motel Forever Norma crying

Me. It’s me.

Bates Motel is unlucky that I Just Hate Everything’s anniversary fell before this episode aired.

It might have made it into the top 5, after all.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

The Originals No More Heartbreaks Klaus Elijah

The direst, I’m afraid.

What, did Leah Pipes and Danielle Campbell both get done for drink driving or something.

You guys remember Lost, right?

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