I made the same mistake here that I did with this week’s episode of Cult. Namely, watching something better beforehand.
The night before I watched Red Dawn, I watched Tomorrow, When the War Began.
Compared to the books, it isn’t that great. But compared to Red Dawn, it is a fucking masterpiece.
Red Dawn is crap, is what I’m saying.
This CBF Review is brought to you by genre-induced laziness.
The Possession isn’t terribly boring, terribly meaningless, or terribly terrible.
It’s just a standard, mildly creepy horror film.
At least Kyra “Kevin Bacon’s wife and the motherfucking Closer” Sedgwick and Jeffrey Dean “I already have a middle name, jerk” Morgan are here to party.
Jesus, just typing “Glee Season 4” makes me sad.
Also, you know your show is 1 of 2 things when Kate Hudson shows up on the season’s first episode:
1) Something amazing and special (and probably pretentious, and probably on HBO).
Can you guess which Glee is?