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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

PLL No Stone Unturned Papa D digging up Charles grave

They should have just let Hanna finish the job last time.

Pretty Little Liars is evidently now indulging in time travel.

Because we’re back to Charles being alive, and Lesli no longer being an A suspect.

Let the crap cometh.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

PLL She's No Angel Sara tattoo

A septum piercing could make up for it, though.

Maybe last week was just a blip? A minor aberration?

Because A has been banished back to the shadows, and a new suspect has emerged.

And Charles’ death hasn’t been retconned yet. So that’s gotta be a new milestone for PLL.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 23 – TV Review

PLL Spencer Dean sleeping together

No, Dean. Jason is her husbando. Incest be damned.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
A wedding dress can’t save you from a boring cardigan.
Our count, with only 1 episode to go, is now 11 blaspheme, 12 serene.

Sadly, Spencer and Dean don’t have sex.

But at least Veronica quickly wakes up to the fact that they probably would have.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 22 – TV Review

PLL Jessica sneaks on Spencer A

Being a secretive weirdo is a Dilaurentis family tradition.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Good grief, this makes it 3 in a row that don’t blow.
Our count is now 10 deplorable, 12 adorable.

So, we have a new A suspect.

She’s a mature age student.

Induce your groans now.

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Film Review: Red Dawn (2012)

Red Dawn CGI

That’s not the only thing.

I made the same mistake here that I did with this week’s episode of Cult. Namely, watching something better beforehand.

The night before I watched Red Dawn, I watched Tomorrow, When the War Began.

Compared to the books, it isn’t that great. But compared to Red Dawn, it is a fucking masterpiece.

Red Dawn is crap, is what I’m saying.

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CBF Review: The Possession

The Possession Jeffrey Dean Morgan hand mouth

You need some pointers.

This CBF Review is brought to you by genre-induced laziness.

The Possession isn’t terribly boring, terribly meaningless, or terribly terrible.

It’s just a standard, mildly creepy horror film.

At least Kyra “Kevin Bacon’s wife and the motherfucking Closer” Sedgwick and Jeffrey Dean “I already have a middle name, jerk” Morgan are here to party.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 3

Glee Season 4 Rachel Brodie Dean Geyer kiss

“I sure hope my long-term boyfriend doesn’t choose this exact moment to turn up after having not been around for 3 episodes.”

Well, I’m honestly impressed that it took until episode 3 for Kurt to bash his way back into the spotlight.

And he fucking takes writers’ pet to embarrassing new heights.

Couple that with a heavy Blaine sub plot, and it’s like Glee never even changed. Glimmer of hope extinguished.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 2

Glee Season 4 Rachel Oops I Did It Again sexy hot

So I guess season 4 is the sexy season? Actually, I’m cool with that.

Because the last Britney episode was such a fine example of meaningful narrative and character development.

Pro tip: it wasn’t.

But yet again, season 4 surprises me by not being a complete slop-heap of spicy diarrhea. Snaps.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 1

Glee Season 4 Dean Geyer hot shirtless

Oh, hello. Think I just found a reason to watch.

Jesus, just typing “Glee Season 4” makes me sad.

Also, you know your show is 1 of 2 things when Kate Hudson shows up on the season’s first episode:
1) Something amazing and special (and probably pretentious, and probably on HBO).
2) Desperate.

Can you guess which Glee is?

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