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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

Good God, we can hope.

Yes. I did cry.

It wasn’t a “Camille’s death on The Originals” kind of cry. But it was still pretty solid and embarrassing.

And being solid and embarrassing is what Riverdale should be aspiring to after the slew of sewer sludge we had to put up with last season.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 23 – TV Review

Revenge Two Graves Emily gun

Oof, Em. So close with the word choice, there.

Yes, finale week is kicking off. Once Upon a Time’s was cute enough, but there’s nothing like the series finale conclusion to four years of soap operatic revenge.

Could have been a bit more operatic, though.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

TVD Katherine clocktower suicide jump

Although, the new twist in this episode is enough to make you wanna jump.

As long as Katherine is around, I will be featuring her at the top of the posts.

But anyone who would object to that has something seriously wrong with them, and is probably an Elena fan.

And they are barely worth treating like human beings, anyway.

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Evil Dead (2013) – Film Review

Evil Dead Jessica Lucas puke vomit blood

Stay strong, Jessica.

Do you want a horror movie that’s so violent that it literally rains blood by the end?

Here you go.

Also, I haven’t seen the original, so I ain’t biased none, yo.

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A Year (and 2 weeks) of I Just Hate Everything – Blog

So yeah, as the Best Of lists might have made you realise, it’s been a whole year since I Just Hate Everything got its shit started.

So I thought I’d just take a second to check in. You know, see how you are.

How are you?

Did you buy that? Of course not. You know I’m too cold and bitter for that.

Sometimes it’s nice to pretend, though.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episodes 21 and 22

Revenge Victoria

Considering how real shit is about to get, I thought I’d start off with something light.

The last time there was a double episode finale I wasn’t ready.

This time I knew it was coming and, considering this is Revenge and not 30 Rock, I was quite ready for it to all be over.

But dammit, ABC. Now I actually want to watch next season. I’ve come so far.

They must have sucked the effort out of the Once Upon a Time finale and injected it here.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 22

The Vampire Diaries Katherine The Walking Dead

Ikr, K-dizzle.

Well, that character is dead.

No, not Katherine (don’t you EVER even think about doing that, TVD), that character whose demise I’ve been banging on about all season.

You know the one.

Come on, don’t make me spoil it for you.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 21

Pretty Little Liars Spencer catatonic breakdown

At least we won’t have to listen to her?

You’d think an episode of PLL where there’s a discovery of a dead body, a sinking of a police car to hide evidence, and the psychotic breakdown of one of the Liars would be pretty stellar.

You’d be wrong.

As was I.

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