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The Originals Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals Til the Day I Die Freya wedding dress

20gayteen is more than halfway over, baby. We gotta get it while we can.

The only thing this gay wedding was missing was some good old soap opera drama hijinks.

And no, I don’t count this last minute Do We Want Kids talk as drama.

I thought lesbians were supposed to be more organised than this?

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals A Spirit Here That Won't Be Broken Jackson cameo

When did Hayley’s brain fall out?

No, seriously: what the fuck, Hayley?

Also, I’m still unclear on how the Crescents are not biologically related. So no, Hayley. Jackson was not the better choice.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals Phantomesque Davina resurrected

Don’t sign for it. Refuse delivery.

You know what the weirdest thing about shrinking a The Originals season to only thirteen episodes is?

Rebekah’s already been dragged back.

Also, Davina’s here.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Voodoo In My Blood Davina ancestral plane

We’re all as surprised as you are, Davina.

Yes, can you believe it, The Originals is getting another season.

And I’m not complaining, but, like, why?

Oh, well. At least this is another insult to TVD. And that makes me happy.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals High Water and a Devil's Daughter Freay Keelin gay kiss

To be fair, most things happen in the dark on The Originals.

They stole Josh’s bit. What use does he have anymore, then?

Be afraid, Josh.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 21 – TV Review

The Originals Give 'Em Hell, Kid Elijah crying

It’s over, Klaus. You can try, but it’s over.

Keep those major characters deaths coming.

But will they be able to stick?

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

The Originals Where Nothing Stays Buried Lucien death

This is a tame illustration.

It’s hard to believe that only a year ago The Originals was sinking under the weight of tension-less baby drama, while The Vampire Diaries was flying high on the back of Kai, the Katherine incarnate.

And look at them now.

I even gave a shit about Davina the past two weeks. That’s an achievement.

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