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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

OUaT The Price Fury Guardians of the Galaxy

I was wondering when Disney would start bringing in their Marvel properties.

I want to trust that Once Upon a Time is self-aware enough to see how much this resembles Guardians of the Galaxy. But I’m not sure.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

OUaT Merida Brave The Dark Swan

Talk about moving down in the world.

In other downgrade news, Emma is a poor substitute for Rumple when it comes to the Dark One.

But I think Once Upon a Time is aware of that.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episodes 22 and 23 – TV Review

OUaT Operation Mongoose Henry tied up ogre

We were so close.

So Once Upon a Time is doing a double episode finale again.

I feel like Henry: strapped to a cart and struggling to be free.

Well, at least now I’ve got a couple of months off before Once Upon a Time returns for an exhausting season 5.

What Disney movies are out next year that it can sponge off of?

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

OUaT Family Business Belle meets Anna

Why?

Yes. Someone out there apparently still gives some modicum of a shit about Storybrooke’s most desperate of housewives.

I’m Australian, and even I’m not interested in hearing anything more from Belle.

Go back to being a forgettable side character, where you belong.

You know, like Ruby.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Zelena Wicked Witch melting Kansas

Probably shouldn’t have stood near a well, then.

Yes, it seems Dorothy Gale is destined to be careless with a murderous bucket of water.

Melting witches is her bag, baby.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT Robin Regina flirt sexual tension ship

“Archery puns are all I’ve got. It’s a good thing I’m so pretty.”

Luckily for us, amnesia means that Regina and Robin get to flirt with each other all over again.

But unluckily, Once Upon a Time is staying on form from last week, because there’s no kiss.

Yet.

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